YONI EGG SECRETS … and other thoughts

In the tradition of Yoni Eggs, the secrets were passed on from woman to woman only. from sister to sister.

to me it seems important to continue with this tradition
… those who have met me at some events, know that at these gatherings we women create amazing vibrations while we listen, chat, laugh and share with each other…

women with pure intentions are working under fair conditions for Yoni Egg Rocks. our materials are exquisite. our manufacturing hand made.

when they are made in Bali, I know exactly in what way each stone is being created. we strive to preserve its energy.

at times it might happen that you order and I tell you that your perfect match will be finished during the next production. this is because sometimes the best match for you, is still in the making.

most importantly is that the stone chooses its woman and not vice versa.

in our standard collection the prices are uniform. so that female over-thinking is eliminated and woman can surrender. of course we respect when a woman is called to another one than a Yoni Egg of our proposed selection (usually 2-3 different Yoni Eggs).

I have written quite enough about the size so far, therefore shortly: I do not know what size your MouMou is. After I ask the Yoni Eggs, I’ll know which one is resonating with you. This will give me the information we need.
There are no rules when it comes to Yonis. Fullstop.

Bali’s High Priestess Ida Resi blesses our Yoni Eggs, before they go on the journey. this in itself is a special experience every time. more about it soon.

at Yoni Egg Rocks there are no anonymous shopping carts, non-emotional platforms, and dumb fullfilment centers.
when you order with us, every single Yoni Egg is hand-selected by me, packed and sent with love – you may have noticed my <3 -messages on the envelopes.

There are no sets at Yoni Egg Rocks. to me they represent a phenomenon of our economic system to purchase things nobody would ever need.
2 for 1.
Buy 5, get a free daily paper.
Buy a train ticket and sign up for your life insurance.
that’s all nonsense my dear friends.

because 1:
you do not know if you need one of the Yoni Eggs in Large, possibly medium is too big for you too, or Small too small.
because 2:
you change your lust, mood and life situation daily … ok, sometimes also every minute 🙂
therefore we offer a collection of 6 different sizes, and a huge variety of qualities that also fit to your life path.

What Yoni Egg Rock’s Matching means: if a Rose Quartz of our collection suits you, it does not mean that a pink stone egg from the China shop next door or from Amazon is suitable. It means that exactly this Yoni egg, from about 1000s of my Yoni Eggs has chosen you. no other one.

Yoni Egg Rocks means: a fair compensation for a special service. as unique as you are.
the ‘Geiz-ist-Geil’-mentality that came up in Germany some years back – meaning as much as: ‘Stinginess is a cool thing’ is very low vibration and in my eyes not at all female quality. the most important thing for me is exchange and respect. fullness, wisdom and generosity. but above all heart size. that means woman to me.

it is important for me to contribute to your happiness.
when I feel what is good for you.
to offer you something that suits you.
a piece of uniqueness.

and most importantly:
just as I care about what comes into my mouth, it’s equally important what comes into my vagina.
she is my greatest treasur

because is my holiest place.

in love.


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